sarahakele:

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

gnarly:

when you finally get the food you ordered at a restaurant after waiting a very very long time

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"Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are."
Anonymous  (via sexual-feelings)

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

gnarly:

When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone

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i-effed-it-all-up:

do u ever look back on ur childhood and get blown away by how gay u were before u even knew what gay was

"Your real first love will make you realize that your first love wasn’t really your first love."
Unknown (via dingyfeathers)

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

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eziocauthon89:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE


SO DID I

eziocauthon89:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

SO DID I