It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life
being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments.
omg her peace sign lowering in shame
do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying
Omg it’s in words
if you have a good singing voice there’s a 300% chance I will fall in love with you
when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about
Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.